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Happy New Year

Post by gherkin001 » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:23 pm

Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house,
nothing would fit me, not even a blouse,
the stuffing I'd nibbled, the turkey I'd taste,
the yummies I'd eaten, gone straight to my waist.
The wine and the mince pies, the bread and the cheese....
I should have just said...."no, thank you, please"...

So as I dressed myself in my boyfriends old shirt..
I could'nt believe my bottom and belly......The GIRTH!!!.....
I said to myself, as only I can
"You can't spend the year disguised as a man"..
So away with the last of the sour cream dip,
get rid of the fruitcake, every cracker and chip...

Every last bit of the food that I like must be banished,
til all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie, not even a lick,
instead I'll chew on a long celery stick.
I wont have irish coffees, or chocolates or pies....
I'll much on a carrott and quietly cry...

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome and life is a bore...,
but isn't that what Januarys for????
Unable to giggle, yes only to jiggle, no longer a riot.....
Happy New Year to all and to all a Good Diet.....
For those who are affected by this rant, you can ring the special diet helpline 808080028...Which translates..ate nothing, ate nothing, ate nothing,nothing to ate....
DySpRaXiA dOeSnT mAkE lIfE hArDeR, jUsT mOrE cOmPlIcAtEd.

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