Q. You have a gun and in front of you is Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden and a lawyer bound gagged and blind folded. They are all completely at your mercy but the problem is you only have two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the lawyer twice, just to be sure.
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- Fri May 17, 2013 9:06 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Joke's please!!
- Replies: 35
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- Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:05 pm
- Forum: Work
- Topic: administration jobs and dyspraxia
- Replies: 9
- Views: 5602
Re: administration jobs and dyspraxia
I was an administrative assistant for 18 months and I did struggle at times but overrall I did very well. I wanted to walk out a couple of times because I felt humiliated due to making stupid mistakes which I thought wouldn't have happened if I didn't have dyspraxia but I just stuck it out. With har...
- Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:01 pm
- Forum: Work
- Topic: Any writers/artists here
- Replies: 10
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Re: Any writers/artists here
I write, but mainly in my spare time. I've written about two thirds of a book plus about a dozen short stories. I tried to get an agent on board about 18 months ago but sadly they declined. I will do so again but not until I have something as close to perfect as can be.