Dyspraxic Adults

My most annoying problem is that i keep forgetting which side is left and which is right. I have to keep on reminding myself that my heart is on my left side so i know which side is left. Today i claearly pointed right and said left,while giving someone directions. This was slightly embarassing as ...

I can't drink my co-orination is always the first thing to go, i look like i'm after 20 pints when i've only had one